Finally! Now even you can be famous.

http://www.celeb4aday.com/EventLA.html

 Thanks to the geniuses at Celeb4aday.com (holy shit),
you can now pay money to get  hassled by your own "paparazzi" swarm! At last! All the attention you could ever want! Well, 30 minutes worth...
The "A list package" is on sale for $349.99 + tax and gets you:

"4 Personal paparazzi - following your every move, asking questions about “the star,” shouting your name, vying for your attention and everything else you’ve seen on T.V. and want to experience yourself.
30 minutes - 30 minutes can be a long time when you’re trying to dodge the paparazzi and all their flashes.
C4AD MyStar Cover - 8X10 print of Celeb 4 A Day’s very own gossip magazine cover with your pictures and headlines custom-made just for you.
Pictures - A dvd containing 10-15 pictures of your experience."

Again, holy shit. What kind of narcissist can't wait to sign up for this? Does this sound like fun to you? If so please let me know, I have a lot of questions.
….But then again you can always take it to "SuperStar Package" level "for those that need a little more time in the spotlight"and get the exact same for one hour for $749.99 + tax.

So, this brilliant company has estimated that a half hour of fame is worth roughly another 400 bucks. Good to know. …UNLESS, you want the MegaStar Package for only $2499.99 + tax!!!!  But hold on! You not only get SIX paparazzi, we'll even throw in a BODYGUARD…because "everyone needs one now you can have one too".
BUT WAIT, FOLKS, THAT'S NOT ALL…
If you act now, we'll also throw in your very own PUBLICIST to carry around a giant handbag, complain, and shout "no comment".
You'll also get your own limo (type of limo dependent upon availability*)
*black hyundai with tinted windows

….so, WHO THE FUCK IS SIGNING UP FOR THIS??
I'm really asking, I'm extremely curious.
I'm going to contact Celeb4aday.com (holy holy shit) and let you know how it goes.
Maybe I'll just end up going on the "SAFARI", where you ride along with paparazzi to get pictures of real live celebrities! Not kidding.

"In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes"

                                                               -Andy Warhol

"In the future everyone will be anonymous for fifteen minutes"

                                                          -Jean Michel Basquiat