Saturday, August 21, 2010 at 05:13PM 
We are UUHHBSESSED with HarvLev, the fearless leader of TMZ.com. He is so hawt! Here he is fending off the advances of ZachEph while just trying to enjoy a lakers game from courtside. LEAVE HARVLEV ALONE PEOPLE! He’s just a man with a plan and a killer tan.
Saturday, August 21, 2010 at 04:33PM 
A candid picture of a celebrity can fetch a large sum of money for paparazzi; anywhere from $1,000 to $10,000 in some cases. A photo that catches them in an embarassing or scandalous situation can earn much more. If a photographer were to snap a celebrity in the nude it's guaranteed money in the bank.
It's not easy to pity the rich and famous (especially if they're walking around naked) but, if it were you, and your naked or embarassing photo could get a single paparazzo upwards of $100,00... don't you think you would become a bit paranoid whenever you took a shower?
I suggest that the only way to counter act this would be to flood the market and devalue your nudity by never putting clothes on at all. Red carpets, trips to the store, dinner at the Ivy- all totally naked. After a week the pictures would be worth nothing, tabloids would get sick of reporting it and move on, and you would be free to work on your tan wherever the hell you felt like it. I'm talking to you Jessica Alba.
Saturday, August 21, 2010 at 03:30PM
Who’s this asshole with HarvLev? Prob just a hunky bod-guard to keep His Harviness protected from screaming fans. Fingers crossed ladies!
Friday, August 20, 2010 at 09:49PM 
OMG! Are HarvLev and P-Rez DATING????!!! Our sources tell us yesyesYES (the sources in our pants that is!) We just know they’d adopt the cutest sleb baby and it would be the sassiest Celebrity Rehab star everrrrrr…. if they name it Brangelina then the universe will be complete and all of time and space will collapse in upon itself and we will all be SLEBZ on the red carpet of eternity!!!!! YAY!
Saturday, July 31, 2010 at 04:41PM 
In classic Look At Me/ Don't Look At Me form Lady Gaga made an entrance at a Mets Game the other night. She wore her undies to the game and was miffed to have been seated front row in front of the papapapapaparazzi who proceeded to take her picture. A LOT. Mets fans booed her distraction from the game and she got herself moved to a box suite. Thankfully no one was murdered. You wouldn't know it from the amount of news coverage, however. The 'un-ladylike incident', as E referred to it ad naseum, was covered with the fervor of a... well, I guess of an actual piece of news.
